Score: 10

"Randy's the man!"

submission: Rise of the MK:Part 3

date: August 5, 2004

Damn, Randy. You never fail to impress. I'm speechless... Anyhoo, can't wait for the next installment of ROTMK!!!

Score: 10

"motive23 is a big floppy donkey dick"

submission: FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix

date: December 14, 2003

motive23, get a fucking life, you chicken-shit, lame-ass!

As for you, Joe, damn fine work. I know great animation when I see it. you and randy solem are indeed the greatest video game parody creators that exist. it would be kinda cool to see you and randy team up once and make a masterpiece that could make a record for most consecutive days as the number one portal submission. (just hoping, though itll probably never happen...)

Score: 0

"RIAA can eat a big, floppy donkey dick..."

submission: US vs RIAA

date: September 15, 2003

I must say this to those bastards in the RIAA...

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are ball-lickers. We - the 60 million Americans who you are trying to sue - are gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches..."

Let's see you dickheads try and sue me for sayin that!!!

Score: 10

"HOLY SHIT, DUDE!"

submission: Stick Figure Penalty

date: May 23, 2003

Man, this kicks ass! I don't think there will EVER be a stick show as fucking cool as this!